Hey stranger, I'm looking for a farm. You know, the type where you do farm work with your tentac...hands? I'm here to inspect some cows. Just inspect. Definitely not abduct. Yessirree, just a regular human looking for a farm with some cows who are open to interstellar travel. I mean...grass.
Specs: 8(w) x 8(d) x 7(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!