Do you remember that video from the early 2000's of a news anchor doing a story on a local vineyard, and she was stepping on grapes to make wine, and she completely FELL OVER and it was the funniest thing that had ever happened? No? Just me? You should watch it.
Specs: 7(w) x 7(d) x 11(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0 and up!