A bleached wheat-based bun. A chunk of mangled meat. Some random vegetables we can pretend are healthy. Huh! How does a hamburger still sound delicious even when I use descriptions that are deeply unattractive? Gimme some of that bleached bun.
Specs: 5(w) x 5(d) x 4(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!